Noises in the Bush

If a tree falls in the bush, and no-one's around to hear it, it better make a sound or we better watch our backs cause those ingenious little squirrels are going to come hunt us all down, and repay us for generations of abuse to their kind. Just think of that next time you're staring into their beady little eyes...there always seemed to be some devious lofty plans hidden behind those black glassy all-knowing eyes. Of course, there could be no other way for it to fall without making a noise, we all know raccoons, bears, wolves, and runaway garden gnomes (because you know the forest is where they disappear to, and all this time you thought it was those "punk kids" down the street) are too technologically inept to accomplish such a monumental feat.