I could bitch and moan about how Hoover, its products, and warranties are garbage; but I'll just tell you not to buy one and leave it at that.
I could whine some more about how it was snowing again today, and how this shit still won't end; but I'll tell myself that this is still Canada, I have to get the hell over it.
I could tell you all about St. Patrick's day drunkenness; but there'd be gaps, and the non gaps weren't very exciting.
So instead, I'll let everyone know that I'm putting together a playoff hockey pool, and that you should get in on it.