If I was into going out and doing the Halloween partying thing I have a couple costume ideas for this year, feel free to use them as you see fit:-Internet Pirate (a la Maddox): Get yourself an eye patch, and bring along your ipod/mp3 discman/pirated media weapon of choice, and maybe wear a torrentspy or I Hate Lars t-shirt.
-Leafs Fan:
option 1 - Find someone willing to lend you a Leafs jersey, cut off the blade of a hockey stick, tape the leftover shaft such that it is lodged up your ass or
option 2 - Find someone willing to lend you TWO Leafs jerseys, and find yourself an inflatable doll to put the second jersey on, strap to back in suggestive pose. (Note: you might be best off asking that Leafs fan pal of yours who lent you the jersey for his inflatable doll...we all know he's got one...and its probably effeminately named 'Darcy')
-Your Evil Twin: The big bonus here is no money lost on costume, the downside lack of originality, this is the low budget option (if it gets you into the party/kegger/bar cheaper, do it). Only lots of pride and self respect lost in defaming yourself, but you'll most likely be drunk soon enough and prone to embarrassing your sorry ass anyways.
-George W. Bush: I dare you. If you could find a friend to dress as a WMD for the evening though, you could run that gag all night in a crowd; "Has anyone see my WMD?" (Note: to the WMD friend, if you decide not to show up, the image is complete, find yourself a better party, and tell G.W. about it later.)
Apparently I misplaced the rest of the mildly amusing ideas that came to me today, my memory is a seive lately, unfortunately, it has an affinity for only keeping the crap. Post your suggestions!
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